Some folks were born to thrive. You? You were just trying to mind your business when life threw you in the dumpster and lit a match. “Trash Life Chose Me” features a raccoon with snack crumbs on its face and zero shame in its game. This mug embraces the chaos, the caffeine, and the fact that you’ve accepted being a little bit feral.
Sip like it’s cold pizza at 3 a.m., own your messy greatness, and remember—legends aren’t born, they crawl out of the bin sparkling.