I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug
I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug
I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug
I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug
I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug
I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug
I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug
I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug
I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug

I am Not Short, Just Penguin Sized Mug

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Tired of the height jokes? Let this mug do the talking. “I Am Not Short, I Am Penguin-Sized” is the perfect comeback disguised as a coffee vessel. It’s cute, it’s confident, and it waddles right past the criticism (figuratively… unless you actually waddle, which is fine too).

 

Great for vertically efficient humans, penguin enthusiasts, and anyone who’s fun-sized and proud of it. Sip tall, you majestic, flightless legend.

 

ABOUT THIS MUG

Printed and packaged in the USA

Designs printed on both sides of mug 

Safe for microwave and dishwasher 

Lead and BPA-free

Available in multiple sizes (11oz, 15oz) 

Perfect for coffee, tea, hot cocoa 

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Why Us?

Cups With a Mission

We use a portion of the money made from our cups to support mental-health awareness and contribute to resources that help people in need.

Testimonials

★★★★★

I ordered four cups for my friends during the holidays, and they loved them. The quality was excellent, and they all had a good laugh!

Ian W
Deleware
★★★★★

I picked up an awesome cup and was truly impressed by the inspiring message this company promotes.

Peter Wyatt
Crystal River, FL
★★★★★

Fantastic product! I had a great time browsing the website and found the perfect stocking stuffer for my wife.

John Steward
Baltimore, MD

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