Tired of the height jokes? Let this mug do the talking. “I Am Not Short, I Am Penguin-Sized” is the perfect comeback disguised as a coffee vessel. It’s cute, it’s confident, and it waddles right past the criticism (figuratively… unless you actually waddle, which is fine too).
Great for vertically efficient humans, penguin enthusiasts, and anyone who’s fun-sized and proud of it. Sip tall, you majestic, flightless legend.
ABOUT THIS MUG
- Printed and packaged in the USA
- Designs printed on both sides of mug
- Safe for microwave and dishwasher
- Lead and BPA-free
- Available in multiple sizes (11oz, 15oz)
- Perfect for coffee, tea, hot cocoa